12.19.2005
About Me
- Name: Sauron's Kid
- Location: Mount Doom, Mordor, Middle Earth
Well, I've had a very hard childhood. No one really knows that I was born. I guess everyone just preffered to think of Sauron, the dark lord, as childless. I supose that makes him seem more...oh, i don't know, less tied down. Thus hotter! Well, as you can imagine, being in hiding all my life has been terrible! I don't get to do that much and I'm always cooped up in this stupid mountain. I mean, who calls a mountain "Mount Doom" anymore! That is soo 1230's! It can get really hot here too! Plus, my love life is like, zip since it's always me here and, well, that's never too fun. So mostly I spend my time writing. That's why I get this really big kick out of these numbskulls who found a clone of my journal! They started writing in it even though my lack of name was clearly on the inside cover. But since this journal is a clone, it sends back the entries to me so I can laugh at they're pittiful stories and obvious stupidity. HA! (ahem).
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- It Begins...
- ow!!!
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27 Comments:
hi.
hiya!
smokey!!
huh? okay, that must've sounded weird. hi. nice ta meet cha.
I wonder... what is your take on other fantasy stories such as Harry Potter and Eragon?
helllloooooo....
elloHay.
eyhay! ouyay nowkay igpay atinlay ootay!
(Translation: Hey! You know pig latin too!)
So I'm NOT the only girl on the face of this planet that knows pig latin.
oh shut up
darrell barfnoc......ttttteeeecha.
.........
haha
okay sk, you seriously need to update your blog
he's just a big ball of hotness..........
because smokey set him on fire of course!
but forgive me:
sauron's kid, are you hot?
you mean.....SHUT UP NOW SWEETCHEEKS OR YOU'LL GET MORE THAN A BIG BALL OF FIRE FROM ME, LET ME TELL YA THAT.
and what is it with you and hott boys???
good god...
*mutters under breath*
insanity is finally going to her head.....
what
what what???
saurons kid seriously needs to update his blog cuz I detest people who abandon their blogs....
hmmm...
hi back.
okay. THATS IT. my patience is on low supply today.
sk, you get yourself and your peanut-sized brain over here and update your stinkin blog, you moron!!!
as you can see, I'm not afraid to tell a boy what I think about him.
unlike SOME people I know.....*coughcoughkamscoughcough*
*grabs rocket launcher*
*cough ruthie i got a dare to tell him he's hot and im gonna do it thursday cough*
WISH ME LUCK!
*sobs*
im sceeered.
oh sweet! hey I could go and tell he-who-must-not-be-named he's hott to make you feel better, then of course....I talk more to my guy than you do yours. *smirks evilly*
hahaha..who dared you???
lol i turned down the dare a few WEEKS ago becuz henry has been used WAAAAY too much.
but you tell your guy, kay dudette?
he's been used too much for our dares, i mean
hola, senorita. como estas? yo estoy enfermo. estoy MUY MAL.
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