gollums cry
Thief, thief! Baggins! We hates it for ever!
posted by Sauron's Kid at 14:40
6.21.2005
About Me
- Name: Sauron's Kid
- Location: Mount Doom, Mordor, Middle Earth
Well, I've had a very hard childhood. No one really knows that I was born. I guess everyone just preffered to think of Sauron, the dark lord, as childless. I supose that makes him seem more...oh, i don't know, less tied down. Thus hotter! Well, as you can imagine, being in hiding all my life has been terrible! I don't get to do that much and I'm always cooped up in this stupid mountain. I mean, who calls a mountain "Mount Doom" anymore! That is soo 1230's! It can get really hot here too! Plus, my love life is like, zip since it's always me here and, well, that's never too fun. So mostly I spend my time writing. That's why I get this really big kick out of these numbskulls who found a clone of my journal! They started writing in it even though my lack of name was clearly on the inside cover. But since this journal is a clone, it sends back the entries to me so I can laugh at they're pittiful stories and obvious stupidity. HA! (ahem).
Previous Posts
- It Begins...
- ow!!!
- yeah, great idea, thanks, wierdo...
- hey, kid
- 35
- wait a second....i still have questions?
- *sigh*
- A note from your journal!!!
- another dark thought, by sauron's kid
- What??? Explain now, you stupid book???
8 Comments:
poor gollum. really, i'm sure there is a bit of good in him somewhere! he just needs a hug!... and a bath... and some calories...
omg! no! my evil sibling revealed at last!
*gasps* SK it is an impersonator of your nonexistent brother! ATTACK!!!
was that u, roch? the "other kid"?
.......i have a sibling? this is seriously doubtful...dood.....wtf are you tryin to pull....come out with ur real identity and then we'll meet eye to eye...
your humble servant of doom
No. I am not your brother. I am your younger half sister. I have never met you. are you real? and I live in the forest and I wish you would move out of this shitty dump and come out into the light....
I'd like to move out of this shitty dump... but unfortunately this shitty dump is Earth.
*dramatic music plays*
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