An Update Concerning Gandalf's Last Excerpt, Bilbo's Stupid Actions and Smokey's Psycological Sickness

Mess about the ring clears up?? No way will that ever happen, old man!! Believe you me! I've been hearing yells of agravation lately from my father. And make no mistake, this mountain is thick! I mean, no one ever hears me cry when I call for help!! Or, maybe they just know that I'm not allowed out of the mountain...
Anyway, Dad has been really angry about the stupid ring lately. I mean, GOSH!! It's just a stupid ring, right? I mean, sometimes I have this want to put it on but I'm sure that's only genetic. Dad really wants the stupid thing and I think that he's going to be taking drastic actions soon, so I'd watch out it I were...all of you...

Oh, and sorry I've been gone so long. My best friend, Smokey the dragon was sick and near death. You know, I think his weight problems are really starting to get to him because he's constantly sad, you know. Plus, I think the psycological effect they have on him may have been what caused the sickness. But he's better now. I would be so lonely without him...

Oh, and Bilbo, stupid actions warrant stupid results, buddy. You're about to feel some consequenses, methinks.

Gosh, beings are stupid!!