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posted by Sauron's Kid at 20:00
6.06.2005
About Me
- Name: Sauron's Kid
- Location: Mount Doom, Mordor, Middle Earth
Well, I've had a very hard childhood. No one really knows that I was born. I guess everyone just preffered to think of Sauron, the dark lord, as childless. I supose that makes him seem more...oh, i don't know, less tied down. Thus hotter! Well, as you can imagine, being in hiding all my life has been terrible! I don't get to do that much and I'm always cooped up in this stupid mountain. I mean, who calls a mountain "Mount Doom" anymore! That is soo 1230's! It can get really hot here too! Plus, my love life is like, zip since it's always me here and, well, that's never too fun. So mostly I spend my time writing. That's why I get this really big kick out of these numbskulls who found a clone of my journal! They started writing in it even though my lack of name was clearly on the inside cover. But since this journal is a clone, it sends back the entries to me so I can laugh at they're pittiful stories and obvious stupidity. HA! (ahem).
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